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Stories from a Michigan homestead


Social Media Burn-out
Remember when we would share pictures on Instagram simply for sharing’s sake? When we could express an opinion or way of doing something without the keyboard warriors coming out of the woodwork? When 50% of social media accounts weren’t bots?

Morgan aka The Chatty Goat
Jul 123 min read


A Full Udder Isn't the Whole Story
A full udder tells you there's volume. An udder that milks down to almost nothing tells you that volume was milk, not just tissue — and that's the trait you're actually paying for.

Morgan aka The Chatty Goat
Jul 103 min read


Bringing Home a Livestock Guardian Dog: What the First Two Weeks Actually Look Like
A livestock guardian dog isn't trained the way a herding dog is — it's raised. You bond the dog to the stock and the land, then give it time, boundaries, and supervision while its instincts mature. Start small and earn the range: contained first, off-leash for chores, then longer days, then full freedom — and not a day sooner than the dog is ready. Let your experienced guardians do the teaching. And expect the long game: a ten-month-old is a teenager, not a finished animal.

Morgan aka The Chatty Goat
Jun 296 min read


The Goat Genetics Board: How We Map Lineage to Breed a Better Herd
Breeding dairy goats well is a design problem, not a gamble. Start with the udder — it's the entire job of a dairy doe, so it's where you judge first. Trace the traits you admire back through the pedigree to learn which lines actually throw them. Screen for the genetics that matter before you pair anything — knowing where polled meets polled so nothing surprises you.

Morgan aka The Chatty Goat
Jun 155 min read


Why I Suggest New Goat Owners Start With a Trained Adult Doe
Babies have their place, and if you've got the time, the patience, and a mentor in your corner, raising one up is a beautiful thing. But if your goal is milk in the bucket and a homestead that doesn't break your spirit in year one, a trained adult doe is the smarter choice nearly every time.

Morgan aka The Chatty Goat
Jun 43 min read


Mitten Homesteaders Conference Day 2 | Goat Butchery Demo
On a homestead scale, responsible stewardship of your dairy goats (and staying within the carrying capacity of your land), looks like butchering some of the offspring, raised well on milk and pasture. It's an important cycle and I was honored (and initially super nervous), to teach on the topic today.

Morgan aka The Chatty Goat
May 311 min read
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