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Stories from a Michigan homestead


A Full Udder Isn't the Whole Story
A full udder tells you there's volume. An udder that milks down to almost nothing tells you that volume was milk, not just tissue — and that's the trait you're actually paying for.

Morgan aka The Chatty Goat
Jul 103 min read


Resilience vs. Resistance: Why I'm Not Deworming My Whole Herd
There's a microscope on my kitchen table this week, and I've spent more time looking at goat poop under it than I'd like to admit to dinner guests. I ran a sample on every animal in the herd — does, bucks, the whole roster — slid each one under the lens, and counted eggs against the little identification chart until my eyes crossed. It is not glamorous work. It is, however, the single most useful thing I've done for this herd all spring. Because here's what the microscope mad

Morgan aka The Chatty Goat
Jun 174 min read


The Goat Genetics Board: How We Map Lineage to Breed a Better Herd
Breeding dairy goats well is a design problem, not a gamble. Start with the udder — it's the entire job of a dairy doe, so it's where you judge first. Trace the traits you admire back through the pedigree to learn which lines actually throw them. Screen for the genetics that matter before you pair anything — knowing where polled meets polled so nothing surprises you.

Morgan aka The Chatty Goat
Jun 155 min read


Why I Suggest New Goat Owners Start With a Trained Adult Doe
Babies have their place, and if you've got the time, the patience, and a mentor in your corner, raising one up is a beautiful thing. But if your goal is milk in the bucket and a homestead that doesn't break your spirit in year one, a trained adult doe is the smarter choice nearly every time.

Morgan aka The Chatty Goat
Jun 43 min read


Nature Has Grains: What a Flock of Sheep Taught Me About the Grass-Fed Myth
Moving the flock to fresh grazing is one of my favorite jobs of the whole day. There's nothing like watching sheep pour through an open gate and tear straight into a new patch of grass with their heads down, going for their favorites first. If you ever want a fast read on herd health, this is it. Five quiet minutes watching who eats eagerly, who hangs back, who's shouldering in for the best bite will tell you more than most charts.

Morgan aka The Chatty Goat
Jun 44 min read
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